<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/xsl' href='http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/mmm2008-07-24_12.50/rsspretty.aspx?rssquery=en-US;http%3a%2f%2fsluttery.spaces.live.com%2fcategory%2f%e8%80%81%e6%b1%89%e5%90%8d%e8%a8%80%2ffeed.rss' version='1.0'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:msn="http://schemas.microsoft.com/msn/spaces/2005/rss" xmlns:live="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" xmlns:dcterms="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" xmlns:cf="http://www.microsoft.com/schemas/rss/core/2005" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>珠穆朗玛: 老汉名言</title><description /><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/?_c11_BlogPart_BlogPart=blogview&amp;_c=BlogPart&amp;partqs=cat%25E8%2580%2581%25E6%25B1%2589%25E5%2590%258D%25E8%25A8%2580</link><language>en-US</language><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:07:19 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:07:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Microsoft Spaces v1.1</generator><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><ttl>60</ttl><cf:parentRSS>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/feed.rss</cf:parentRSS><live:type>blogcategory</live:type><live:identity><live:id>3848887354281525204</live:id><live:alias>sluttery</live:alias></live:identity><cf:listinfo><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="typelabel" label="Type" /><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="tag" label="Tag" /><cf:group element="category" label="Category" /><cf:sort element="pubDate" label="Date" data-type="date" default="true" /><cf:sort element="title" label="Title" data-type="string" /><cf:sort ns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" element="comments" label="Comments" data-type="number" /></cf:listinfo><item><title>老汉名言微集</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2936.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;1、是领导，总是要脱离群众的&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;2、相见不如怀念，客套不如吃饭。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e8%80%81%e6%b1%89%e5%90%8d%e8%a8%80%e5%be%ae%e9%9b%86&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2936.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2936.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:03:56 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>8</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2936/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2936.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-06-05T01:03:56Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>热源</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2082.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;老倪昨天晚上在寒风中散步十余分钟，步行回家，一路之上硬是不肯把羽绒服上的帽子戴上，今天早上在车上给老汉等讲述自己的英勇事迹，老汉说：“你想必是要用自己的热耳朵把冷风给烫死。”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e7%83%ad%e6%ba%90&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2082.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2082.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:26:57 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2082/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!2082.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-01-05T05:26:57Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>嫌弃</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1729.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;今天老婆说我嫌弃她，老汉只好给她讲道理：“这实在是没有办法，只有自己的老婆才能嫌弃，别人的老婆最多也是只能嫌，不能弃。”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e5%ab%8c%e5%bc%83&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1729.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1729.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:29:59 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>6</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1729/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1729.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2005-11-26T08:29:59Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>各得其所</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1662.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;和老婆一起上街。坐在公交车上闲话。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;老婆一扭头，很惊讶地说：“啊呀，你鼻涕还在鼻子下面吊着呢！”，老汉坦然自若地擦了擦，回答说，“当然了，这有什么好奇怪的，要是吊在屁股下面还能叫鼻涕吗？”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e5%90%84%e5%be%97%e5%85%b6%e6%89%80&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1662.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1662.entry</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 04:45:15 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>9</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1662/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1662.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2005-11-20T04:45:15Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>如何成为白领</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1588.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;昨天晚上，老婆问我如何才能成为白领。&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;老汉说：途径很多。我首先想起来的第一个办法是去当护士，或者医生，当然，前者的难度稍小一些；如果感到很困难，可以考虑当厨师；如果仍然感到很困难，那就等而下之，依次是面粉厂的搬运工，或者石灰厂的搬运工。&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e5%a6%82%e4%bd%95%e6%88%90%e4%b8%ba%e7%99%bd%e9%a2%86&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1588.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1588.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 02:00:30 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>7</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1588/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1588.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2005-11-12T02:00:30Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>无题</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1309.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;实在是听够了口号和谎言，来点实话吧！&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e6%97%a0%e9%a2%98&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1309.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1309.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:54:53 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1309/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1309.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2005-09-29T13:54:53Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>无聊和有聊</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1262.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;我总是试图在无聊的生活中，找出一些有聊得事情来……&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e6%97%a0%e8%81%8a%e5%92%8c%e6%9c%89%e8%81%8a&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1262.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1262.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:17:51 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1262/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1262.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2005-09-22T08:17:51Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>无题</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1192.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;最近才发现，我既有所思，又有所想，可是却没有思想……&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e6%97%a0%e9%a2%98&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1192.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1192.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:46:34 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1192/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1192.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2005-09-14T03:46:34Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>生活的乐趣</title><link>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1188.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;知道生活的乐趣在哪儿吗？老汉说：在于生活。&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=3848887354281525204&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e7%94%9f%e6%b4%bb%e7%9a%84%e4%b9%90%e8%b6%a3&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=sluttery.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=sluttery"&gt;</description><comments>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1188.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1188.entry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 15:07:25 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1188/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://sluttery.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!3569FEA80C717FD4!1188.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2005-09-13T15:07:25Z</dcterms:modified></item></channel></rss>