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    3/15/2005

    老婆趣话

    1、我刚理完发，老婆大喊：快去洗头，你看看，头发里面全是耳朵！
    2、夜半醒来，发现老婆呼吸沉重，问她：你是不是感冒了？老婆说：没有，我又问：真没有还是假没有？老婆很惊讶地反问：没有什么？
    3、一日逗口，我和老婆两个互相攻击：我削了你，我铲了你，我剁了你……，争着用各种动词消灭对方。别看她是文科生，词汇量却没有我多，为了找词憋的面红耳赤，半晌没说话，好像看到了一幅咖啡还是茶的广告，突然蹦出一句：我泡了你！

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    en zhaowrote:
    逗
    June 12
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    Yuliya2008 wrote:
    我老公也常常这样逼得我说话颠三倒四的，自己从来不觉得好笑，可是现在看你这里的白纸黑字，却觉得那么逗人~

    哈哈，希望我老公有一天也写出我的那些胡言乱语，等我老的时候拿给我看， 哈哈
    Jan. 13
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    有风不起浪 wrote:
    哈哈,经典之极
    Dec. 11
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    迷迭香兔子 wrote:
    哈哈，我们家是我老公趣话多，我还专门为他整理了个妙语录连载。
    Nov. 12
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    SilmarwenIsil wrote:
    是啊是啊，文科生词汇量不见得有我多~~~哈哈，笑死
    Sept. 24
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    绿豆糕 wrote:
    "我刚理完发，老婆大喊：快去洗头，你看看，头发里面全是耳朵！"

    这句最逗，超级幽默。
    Aug. 9
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    ·珠穆朗玛· wrote:
    FSHHY：这么老的帖子怎么你才看见啊？
    July 17
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    FSHHY wrote:
    哈哈
    July 17
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    Anny雨夜无眠 wrote:
    今天又看一遍，真是超级逗，不链接不行了。
    July 13
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    Anny雨夜无眠 wrote:
    哈哈，还是你逗。
    July 2
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    扯蛋专家 wrote:
    第2个就是传说中的“鬼压身”，老汉中奖了。

    头发里面全是耳朵，哈哈哈哈哈哈
    Mar. 22
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    Jeffrey wrote:
    支持一下！
    Mar. 16
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    AD wrote:
    一代文豪就是词多。
    Mar. 16
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    玳瑁猫 wrote:
    友情笑一下。哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Mar. 15
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    学院路30号 wrote:
    “我泡了你”，经典，羡慕的没法……
    Mar. 15
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    shocker-cn wrote:
    第2个深了，不明白
    Mar. 15

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